What’s the most important part of the body?
The heart? Wrong!
The brain? Pffft!
Many government studies, European think tanks, and Richard Simmons VHS tapes have proven that the most important body part is The Core.
Without a strong Core it is impossible to play horseshoes, enter a chili eating competition, or swim the English Channel.
The Core must be protected.
Enter the Heated Cummerbund, the first such bund to directly apply warming sensations to said Core.
If we can keep that Core warm then all of us can accomplish great achievements. Heck, the world limbo record might even be on the table.
After years of extensive prototype testing on the supple core of Boom Boom LaBoof, the DoctorOfStyle is proud to announce that the Heated Cummerbund is in development.
The Heated Cummerbund keeps your Core nice and toasty but turn it around and you will quickly discover that it has a dual purpose: to alleviate that lower back pain you’ve had since your Boss chose to keep you all in a 3 hour meeting in that stupid conference room with the flimsy plastic folding chairs that he thinks are hip & young.
Heated Cummerbund: keep your middle strong & loose, will be available for the reasonable purchase price of $19.95 via credit card, $14.95 via cash, and $9.95 via gold. One BitCoin is also acceptable. As is 1,000 pesos. Trade is unfortunately not possible, with the sole exception being if you own a 1988 Chevrolet IROC-Z Camaro in cherry red. Then we should talk.
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