Press Release
DoctorOfStyle Unveils Apps Matinee and OverEasy
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Austin, Texas — February 14th, 2019 — DoctorOfStyle today unveiled OverEasy and Matinee, the most powerful self-improvement lifestyle apps ever and the foundation for future DoctorOfStyle innovation.
“People love their smartphones, but on the surface they’re just cold, clunky pieces of metal, glass and microchips,” said Raeanne Goldstream, DoctorOfStyle’s senior vice president of Sexi Software Engineering. “It was very important to the Doctor of Style that not only do these apps deliver what we say they do, but the app must convey the same feeling as slipping yourself into a warm blanket in front of the fireplace on a snowy night. To put it another way, we have invented a new way in which users will interact with apps and ultimately their phones all together. Boom.”
OverEasy
Our brains work faster and more efficiently in the morning. Fact. Science tells us that not only do we concentrate better in the morning, but weight loss, creativity, and productivity are all increased in the hours soon after waking.
Phineas Smith, DoctorOfStyle’s director of Viral Marketing, quipped, “Let’s be honest, shall we? We are all exhausted at the end of the day and just want to get into our IGiveUpPants and zone out. Furthermore, in the morning you wake up refreshed! Ready to go! Dare we say: Ascending! Welcome to OverEasy. You’ll never start your day the same way again.
OverEasy is the first app created solely for early morning encounters.
Matinee
But hold up a second: Hey, DoctorOfStyle, I’m not a morning person at all. It takes me an hour and three cups of coffee just to begin the process of becoming human again. I can’t be expected to perform in the wee early hours. What about me?!
The post-lunch pre-dinner hours are the prime time to get to know someone. You’re more relaxed, less stressed, and let’s be honest: nobody does any real “work” in the afternoons anyway.
Matinee…Delight in an afternooner.
Price, Availability & Disclaimers.
The apps will be free to use. All users must be over 18 years of age. There, we said it. If anything goes off the rails, it is on you.
Apps are currently finishing final testing in a small group of beta users in Amsterdam.
OverEasy will function between the hours of 6AM – 12PM. Matinee will function between the hours of Noon and 6PM. If the app is opened outside of these hours, it will not function.
DoctorOfStyle is dedicated to producing the best quality products on this planet. The technological advances and breakthroughs came from hard work, extreme patience, and the belief that we will not only change the world, but create the best possible future for this solar system and many, many, many others.
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