About

The Doctor of Style (DOS) smells of pine needles & sixty-nine year old scotch.

DOS runs marathons, in his mind.

DOS was a top middle school crossing guard, his mere presence stopped all traffic.

DOS drinks only from goblets.

DOS once spent a weekend watching just Burt Reynolds movies.

DOS has the look of a king and the twinkle in his eye of a rogue.

DOS conjures epic nostalgia at the mere touch of his beard.

DOS swims, sleeps, and works in the nude. But makes love a la mode.

DOS regards enjoyment as his true profession. But admin sometimes gets in the way.

DOS befriends all creatures, but is always heavily armed with ancient weaponry.

DOS lives for you. And don’t you forget it.