Doctor’s Log – 7th of January 2005
- Create a TV show called “Nigel & Gordon Take Off Their Pants and Talk to People” – Premise of show is people take off their pants, perhaps, place those pants into a pants-press and relax. For who is not relaxed and honest wearing no pants? We focus on the nitty gritty of life: love and underwear selection.
- Design an App that records all conversations with people so the next time you see them the App gives you a quick recap similar to the beginning of a TV show where last week’s events are summarized for the viewer. The App would remember things like: Tara is addicted to cabbage, Scott hates when people stare at this unibrow, Finley smells bad.
- Find a Pug with a similar fashion sense to yours.
Changing my name to Brando Skyhorse was a bad idea, but a learning experience. Change it back ASAP. Go through the inviting door. It is happening right next to you. Words spelled backwards are gibberish except Booby Trap. Dancing will cure most ailments. However, some things, like polio do require help. Stay strong and believe in the Sexi, the life force of the future.
14th February 1999
I have accumulated quotes as per the journal entry the 8th of February 1999. They are as follows:
“I am not sure anyone knows where the the Doctor of Style came from, but I do. Well, I heard a rumor he is just a little boy from San Diego.” – Cameron Quill
“Back in 2014, before I met my wife, she went on a date with him. She talks about it all the time. I know my wife loves me. I also know that I will always be second fiddle to the Doctor of Style.” – Johnson Cummings
“He’s got dance moves the world has never seen the likes of. Mesmerizing.” – DJ Jammin Janek
“After 30 years as an educator, the last 20 as Principle of this school, that boy had more dress code violations than all the other violations combined.” – Principle Birdtooth
“He’s a freak. Mmmmmm, goddamm!” – Sandra Tropicana
“I once heard the Doctor of Style say that 90% of people like him. Turns out it is pretty accurate. 9 of my friends love him and I hate that little bitch.” – Anonymous
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