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Swag, baby.

DOS loves swag. And soon you’ll be able to wear your very own DOS t-shirt while slippin’ on some DOS socks and donning a DOS ball cap. And that’s it, DOS doesn’t believe in pants, they’re too much trouble with their buttons & zippers. If you must then sweatpants, please. And only approved DOS varietals.

COMING SOON: Item #1: The Doctor of Style T-Shirt, which is best worn for barbecuing and boinking. Separately please, safety first is a longstanding DOS mantra.

And be on the lookout for the DOS book: “The Doctor of Style’s Style Guide for Humanity”